Voicemail

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Hey, y'all. This is Hardison, I'm not here right now, you know what to do. And man, Eliot, read your damn email. That answers whatever questions you're calling me with right now. If it's you, Nana, sorry for cussing."

Beep

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Comments

[geniuswithasmartphone]

The one I ain't allowed to 'tinker with', Hardison answered. As Eliot had probably been expecting. Even though it's got almost as many buttons as my keyboard.

[vdistinctive]

u wouldnt

Eliot loved that blender.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Mmmhmm. Show me another picture of you playing with a laser sword w/out me.

[vdistinctive]

Nope, Eliot only gambled when he was reasonably certain he'd win.

ran out. kanan took it back

Because Eliot burned his leg with it. Ooops.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Why does kanan got one?

Or, more specifically, why didn't Hardison?!

Hopefully Eliot was prepared to find Hardison attempting to build a laser-sword in his house when he returned home from his walk.

[vdistinctive]

Well sure, but Eliot was also pretty sure the process involved a little too much space magic for Hardison to do more than frustrate himself.

cuz he's from space

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Was not going to stop Hardison trying. Not at all.

i wanna be from space.

Hardison was sulking.

[vdistinctive]

do not. space is terrible

other than the laser swords

He had to admit, those things were really cool. Eliot was maybe going to be resisting the urge to make little buzzing wooshy noises next time he worked with his sword.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

u only say that cause every time we went there it was. But space is big!

Plenty of room for it to be not-terrible?

[vdistinctive]

guess that restaurant wasn't bad

You know, the one where he'd had a long conversation with the special of the day.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

That had been very weird.

see? And the part with laser-swords might be cool too!

Except that any place that had needed to invent laser-swords probably had need of them.

[vdistinctive]

not per knan. he says laser sword folks were hunted down

[geniuswithasmartphone]

omg is he a warrior-monk with magic powers?!?

[vdistinctive]

hes a whiny cargo pilot in over his head

With magic powers

[geniuswithasmartphone]

so a warrior-monk from the first movie then.

[vdistinctive]

how the hell should I know

Never mind that Eliot had just been thinking he should actually watch some of Hardison's space movies. If they had laser swords in them, anyway.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

movie date

Clearly the only acceptable answer.

no getting out of this one. You know drake's equation,
you can sit yo ass thru Space Battles

[vdistinctive]

dammit hardison

Because if he didn't argue, Hardison would get suspicious.

then u have to watch rudy w me again

[geniuswithasmartphone]

but ive SEEN rudy. FOUR TIMES! this is me fixing a hole in your education!

This was for Eliot's own good!

u gotta have another more different movie about the sad underdog that inspires the team to win.

[vdistinctive]

its the best one!

[geniuswithasmartphone]

low bar

[vdistinctive]

Eliot resent the action shot Kanan had gotten when he'd parried Eliot's swing with the lightsaber.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

the next time you puree anything in that blender, it's also gonna play bieber.

[vdistinctive]

u should go and love yourself

Why on earth was Eliot able to quote a Bieber lyric?

[geniuswithasmartphone]

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BOYFRIEND?!?!