Voicemail

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Hey, y'all. This is Hardison, I'm not here right now, you know what to do. And man, Eliot, read your damn email. That answers whatever questions you're calling me with right now. If it's you, Nana, sorry for cussing."

Beep

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Comments

[vdistinctive]

not per knan. he says laser sword folks were hunted down

[geniuswithasmartphone]

omg is he a warrior-monk with magic powers?!?

[vdistinctive]

hes a whiny cargo pilot in over his head

With magic powers

[geniuswithasmartphone]

so a warrior-monk from the first movie then.

[vdistinctive]

how the hell should I know

Never mind that Eliot had just been thinking he should actually watch some of Hardison's space movies. If they had laser swords in them, anyway.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

movie date

Clearly the only acceptable answer.

no getting out of this one. You know drake's equation,
you can sit yo ass thru Space Battles

[vdistinctive]

dammit hardison

Because if he didn't argue, Hardison would get suspicious.

then u have to watch rudy w me again

[geniuswithasmartphone]

but ive SEEN rudy. FOUR TIMES! this is me fixing a hole in your education!

This was for Eliot's own good!

u gotta have another more different movie about the sad underdog that inspires the team to win.

[vdistinctive]

its the best one!

[geniuswithasmartphone]

low bar

[vdistinctive]

Eliot resent the action shot Kanan had gotten when he'd parried Eliot's swing with the lightsaber.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

the next time you puree anything in that blender, it's also gonna play bieber.

[vdistinctive]

u should go and love yourself

Why on earth was Eliot able to quote a Bieber lyric?

[geniuswithasmartphone]

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BOYFRIEND?!?!

[vdistinctive]

Which emoji represented a ling suffering sigh?

busboy likes to sing it

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Sure. The "busboy." ELIOT'S A SECRET BIEBER FAN!

Though if anyone started talking smack about 'Despacito,' they and Hardison were going to have WORDS.

[vdistinctive]

the 1 song is amusingly passive aggressive

You could almost hear the annoyed grumble in that text.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

That ain't a no.

[vdistinctive]

shaddup

[geniuswithasmartphone]

love yoooooooou

He included a gif, just so Eliot could really FEEL that love.

[vdistinctive]

Eliot responded with a poop emoji.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

U LEARNED EMOJIS I'M SO PROUD!

Complete with another gif.

[vdistinctive]

[bomb emoji] [fire emoji] [skull emoji] [ghost emoji]

It almost included the coffin emoji, but Eliot let out a squawk and deleted that one just before sending.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Good Eliot. Smart Eliot. Best Eliot.

u know u can't never complain about me sending you just emojis now, right?

And then immediately sent [eggplant emoji]

[vdistinctive]

whats that? u want eggplant parmesan for dinner? ok if ur sure