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For the past eleven days (but who was counting?) Hardison had...not been himself. Instead, he'd been a teddy bear, lugged around in Eliot's messenger bag or cuddled--yes! cuddled!--by Eliot whenever he was at home. In point of fact, Hardison was still a teddy bear and Eliot had dragged him around outside today, into the preserve, surrounded by bugs and pollen and all sorts of nonsense. Hardison!bear hadn't had to deal with it, exactly, being a stuffed bear and all and yet--
Well, Hardison-bear was feeling quite discontented. Inasmuch as a teddy bear could be disgruntled about anything. His Wuv you's were getting snippy and his Beary muches were downright snarky. Funny, for how much Hardison was a living Care Bear when he was himself, he was certainly aggravated by being relegated to such now.
[For the crew, please!]
Well, Hardison-bear was feeling quite discontented. Inasmuch as a teddy bear could be disgruntled about anything. His Wuv you's were getting snippy and his Beary muches were downright snarky. Funny, for how much Hardison was a living Care Bear when he was himself, he was certainly aggravated by being relegated to such now.
[For the crew, please!]
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Date: 2016-07-07 04:50 am (UTC)Wanted it enough that he'd actually spent some time cleaning any residue of the bugs and pollen and nonsense off Hardison's synthetic fur after class. Delicately. By hand. The internet said he could just throw a stuffed toy in the washer, but that seemed needlessly cruel.
He reached over for his beer to take a sip and found it empty. Which meant they were down to his last six pack. "We're running low on beer," he muttered, half to Parker, who was around here someplace, and half to himself. "Again."
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Date: 2016-07-07 04:57 am (UTC)A drunken Parker, plus a teddy-bear Hardison and an upset Eliot was clearly a spectacular plan.
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Date: 2016-07-07 05:32 am (UTC)He'd been talking back to the bear for 11 days, let's be real.
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Date: 2016-07-07 05:43 am (UTC)"You already had him for the 4th, ya damn stupid island," he said, because if talking to Hardison didn't work, then talking to Fandom herself might. Or something. "You holdin' out for Labor Day, too?"
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Date: 2016-07-07 05:52 am (UTC)"And now we're talking to the Island. Island, enough is enough."
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Date: 2016-07-07 06:13 am (UTC)And a moment later, there was a tangle of gangly, naked limbs as Hardison-the-man struggled hard not to complete his fall and faceplant onto the floor.
He was, of course, keeping up a running monologue. "...threaten to drink my soda cause I missed the Fourth of July? Ain't even a real holiday! Not like Thanksgivin' or Christmas or--whoa!"
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Date: 2016-07-07 06:21 am (UTC)Possibly whether you wanted him to or not. For the next several hours at least.
"What the hell man don't you ever goddamn do that again at least ferrets and wolverines are alive --"
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Date: 2016-07-07 06:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-07-07 10:39 am (UTC)Hopefully being alive and a person again would count in his favor? "Hey," he said in a brief lull. "So, I guess y'all missed me?"
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Date: 2016-07-08 08:01 am (UTC)"Yo, you both started it," he said, voice a reassuring rumble in his chest. "I had to make up for lost time."
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Date: 2016-07-08 04:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2016-07-09 06:00 am (UTC)"You askin' if you should put me to bed?" he checked. "Or if we should all go to bed. Cause one of them's a lot different than the other."
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Date: 2016-07-09 06:03 am (UTC)Hardison was back, Val was now Megabyte again!
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