"Ain't like I'm tryna disturb nobody in the woods! I just ain't, you know, a forest ninja or whatever."

And, let's be real, if Hardison found himself alone in the woods, he'd disturb anybody he could to get help back to civilization, where the electricity and internet lived.

"An' I'm just sayin', you're more likely to get a higher concentration of racists livin' out in their little prepper wood-bunkers than you would in a samplin' of people in the city, where, you know, minorities live."

He'd seen Deliverance, Eliot! Seen it!