It had just been a guy in a suit! Like the horse! And neither of them had died!

"No no," Hardison said. "That's the Bastard's Queendom. And there aren't any midgets, okay? A) the Queen's Bastard is like the King's Orphan, but set in a bar--or, this case, a restaurant, and B), they're little people, Eliot. Little people. C'mon, man, be PC."