Voicemail

Feb. 18th, 2015 03:52 am
geniuswithasmartphone: (Telephone)
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"Hey, y'all. This is Hardison, I'm not here right now, you know what to do. And man, Eliot, read your damn email. That answers whatever questions you're calling me with right now. If it's you, Nana, sorry for cussing."

Beep

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Voicemail, Wednesday afternoon

Date: 2015-03-05 06:14 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (resigned-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
So this was the sort of job that Eliot could absolutely use the team on -- but that would require far more explanations than he was willing to give right now. There was one thing he knew he'd need a hand on, though.

"Hardison. I'm goin' outta town for a couple days. I need you and Parker to look in on Val. Feed her, take her for walks. Do not spoil her. I swear, she weighs more'n a pound more when I get home than she does now, I'm going to break all your fingers.

"And make sure the kitchen staff doesn't burn Luke's down, okay? I'll see you, I dunno, Friday."
Edited Date: 2015-03-05 02:18 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-04-01 08:18 pm (UTC)
fates_jaye: (at the bar)
From: [personal profile] fates_jaye
Jaye had some time on her hands, and felt like making a call to finally do something she'd wanted to do for months. So she called Anakin.

Or tried calling Anakin, anyway.

"So when do I get to meet up with your hotass friend? I mean, sure, I guessing seeing you would be okay too."

Date: 2015-04-01 11:25 pm (UTC)
14andseven: (I am art)
From: [personal profile] 14andseven
From here

"WHY DO YOU WANT TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE? I don't even know you!"

Date: 2015-04-01 11:28 pm (UTC)
filleauloup: (Scared/Pissed Off ("I'm gonna scream."))
From: [personal profile] filleauloup
[[From here!]]

"Good lord, what kind of blackmail do you call that? I couldn't give a damn who's 'getting it on' with anyone's parents. What've I got that they'd want, anyway?"

Date: 2015-04-02 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
[from here!]

"Babe, if you're inviting me to a threesome, I have to invite you to a foursome. My boyfriend has watching rights too, it's just how it works.

And if you really think we're physically incompatible, I have to introduce you to Bo.

I'll be by to drop off a prezzie this week!"

Date: 2015-04-02 01:31 am (UTC)
myownface: (O Rly?)
From: [personal profile] myownface
[From here!]

"Wait, if the angels have the phone box, who has the DeLorean?"

He could be calling Kenzi back. He could be dialing random numbers. Sparkle didn't even care anymore. He was getting his nerd on.

Date: 2015-04-02 03:23 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Eyeroll)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
[From here!]

Jono probably didn't want to know what had Bob so enthusiastic. But not knowing wasn't going to stop him from calling back and saying, dryly, "Tomorrow night. The library. With Colonel Mustard and a candlestick."

C'mon, Bob. Honestly.

Date: 2016-01-29 06:16 pm (UTC)
suitably_heroic: (dsp: ew.)
From: [personal profile] suitably_heroic
[[ from here ]]

"You talk to all your elders with that mouth?" Atton complained. He was aware this probably wouldn't reach the kid; he just liked to complain. "Stop hitting on Kenobi, he's repressing enough without your help."

Click.

Date: 2016-01-29 08:45 pm (UTC)
heroic_jawline: (neu: gotta love a man in uniform)
From: [personal profile] heroic_jawline
[OOC: From here!]

"I think my pants and myself will be skipping your ship tonight, ma'am. Um, sorry for the disappointment?"

Date: 2016-01-29 11:03 pm (UTC)
filleauloup: (In Profile)
From: [personal profile] filleauloup
[[From here!]]

"A threesome, 's that what you said? Well now, that's something I didn't know about you! It's nice that you have eyes and all, but I don't know that I'd be interested, in any case. But thank you for the compliment, even if you oughtn't be looking without asking first."

The half-demented sounding laugh probably didn't help.

Date: 2016-01-29 11:16 pm (UTC)
kenselvren: (in the sun)
From: [personal profile] kenselvren
(From here!)

*laughter* "Sparkle? We would scare that boy out of his mind! I'm not saying no, though. We should talk later. Knives are definitely possible!"

Date: 2016-01-30 12:52 am (UTC)
heromaniac: (Eyeing up)
From: [personal profile] heromaniac
From Here...

"Look. I don't know what that fiance of yours is telling you, but don't believe a word of it. He totally doesn't know anything about taking off my clothes. And I'm never boring." Momoko was rolling her eyes. "How did he say that with a straight face?... well, you know what I mean... Anyway. He's totally messing with you. Probably to get you to eat something for him. Maybe try some Spotted Dick or Bubble and Squeak and see if he shapes up? Or some good beer."
Edited Date: 2016-01-30 05:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2016-01-30 04:22 am (UTC)
filleauloup: (In Profile)
From: [personal profile] filleauloup
[[From here!]]

"A threesome, 's that what you said? Well now, that's something I didn't know about you! It's nice that you have eyes and all, but I don't know that I'd be interested, in any case. But thank you for the compliment, even if you oughtn't be looking without asking first."

The half-demented sounding laugh probably didn't help.

Date: 2017-07-01 12:04 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (happy phone-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
Early Friday morning, Hardison's phone beeped with a number of photo texts from Eliot.

Of him playing with a laser sword. LIKE A nerd BOSS!

It was okay, Hardison. You could be jealous. No one would think less of you for it.

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